Remember how her acolytes went about town about Mallika Sherawat slated to play a 'celibate Yogini' in a "Hollywood"(ahem) production tentatively titled The Aquarian Gospel, directed by Drew Heriot, way back in February 2008? I haven't laughed as hard back then, as I did now, and I did this with a cold premonition way back in my heart.

If she can pull off the greatest ropetrick - (the varmala trick ), in front of a gullible 1 billion strong TV audience, she might just about do this too.With that one grand celebration of medicrity on the Idiot Tube, Rakhi Sawant sealed her place under the Sun as the new reigning Queen of TRP's, and if Virgin Mary is what is needed to keep the 'legacy' alive, so be it? Frankly,what is wrong with that, ladies and gentlemen?

As far as the news article goes, "While Rakhi is casting herself as Jesus's mother Mary, she already has a wish list of actors who she would want to play Jesus. "Mother Mary has always been my idol. Ideally, I want Salman or Hrithik to play Jesus. But they won't do it. Kunal Kapoor has the intensity to play Jesus. If I don't get any of them, I'll cast a newcomer."

Sallubhai as Jesus Christ? Heaven help us.

Rakhi ka Swayamwar is long gone off the public memory.So is its successor, Pati Patni or Woh, along with that also went her 'publicly-engaged-Elesh Parujanwala", back to Canada.

So, its back to us, the Gullible Addicts of The Clan of the TV Remote Control and Rakhi Sawant with her Bible project.

All it takes is the time needed for the Idiot tube to beam its publicity promos, right into your living room.

Maybe this borders on the macabre, but can't help thinking,could we expect an item number in between the Wedding scene at Canaan? Or perchance one at King Herod's royal court?

Anything can happen. Strange are the ways of the Lord.